Aomine: Oh hi so you're Tetsu
Aomine: I'll practise with you Tetsu (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿ )
Aomine: Tetsu loves basketball as much as I do (✿◠‿◠ )
Aomine: One day, let's stand on the same court together (◕‿◕✿ )
Aomine: You can do it Tetsu!!!
Aomine: whAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GIVING UP TETSU
Aomine: TETSU NO
Aomine: oh you're not quitting aLRIGHT!! <333
Aomine: (ノ◕ヮ◕ノ*:・゚✧you finally made it Tetsu!!
Aomine: Don't be so tense Tetsu (¬‿¬)
Aomine: n O TSESTU WHAT U DOIGN GET YO SHIT TOGHETHRASDFGHJK
Aomine: PLEASE GIVE TETSU ONE MORE CHANCE I AM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU JUST PLEASE
Aomine: HAHA FUCK YEAH TETSU YOU DID IT YOU GOT YOUR UNIFORM YOU'RE SO AWESOME
Aomine: GUYS ISN'T TETSU AWESOME
Aomine: wait this new guy doeSN'T THINK TETSU IS AWESOME??!?!??!!
Aomine: HEY NEW GUY LISTEN TO TETSU
Aomine: TETSU IS AWESOME
Aomine: SO DO WHAT TETSU SAYS
Aomine: BECUASE TETSU IS AWESOME
Aomine: YEAH
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Aomine: TETSU
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И, что характерно, ни слова неканона Правда там ещё должно быть ангстовое продолжение/окончание, но это уже другая история...